maze
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Post by maze on Apr 22, 2015 18:22:04 GMT
One of my favorite games on other forums was to corrupt each other's wishes. In a post, you corrupt the person before your's wish, and then make your own.
Example:
Person 1: I wish I had a dog.
Person 2: Granted, but it chews up a pair of your shoes!
I wish I didn't have to go to school today.
Person 3: Granted, but you get the flu!
Etc. I'll start.
I wish I could have more free time.
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Paladin
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Post by Paladin on Apr 22, 2015 21:33:38 GMT
Granted but now you never get anything done!
I wish I could buy more books...
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maze
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Post by maze on Apr 23, 2015 1:19:30 GMT
Granted, but you have so many, you lose a room of your house.
I wish I had more motivation to write.
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Paladin
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Post by Paladin on Apr 23, 2015 1:23:37 GMT
Granted but you get carpal tunnel from scribbling and typing so much. (ouch)
I wish I had a sandwich ;A;
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maze
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Post by maze on Apr 23, 2015 1:28:28 GMT
Granted, but it is merely a lettuce sandwich. Nothing more, nothing less.
I wish my homework was done.
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Post by kingofeli on Apr 23, 2015 2:37:57 GMT
Granted, but all of the answers are wrong.
I wish I could write something
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lesley
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Post by lesley on Apr 23, 2015 6:00:55 GMT
Granted, but all you can write are terrible Person x Reader fanfics
I wish I could get a few more hours of sleep
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maze
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Post by maze on Apr 23, 2015 12:55:26 GMT
Granted, but you oversleep and miss an entire day.
I wish my phone didn't just delete all of my music :I
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Paladin
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Post by Paladin on Apr 23, 2015 14:09:13 GMT
Granted but your ipod overlays the sound of skype notifications over every song.
i wish i was better at playing trading card games
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lesley
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Post by lesley on Apr 23, 2015 14:26:27 GMT
Granted, but you get so good that no one can beat you and then it's boring.
I wish I didn't have to go to class in a half an hour.
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Paladin
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Post by Paladin on Apr 23, 2015 15:06:13 GMT
(i can't believe i got turned into seto kaiba)
granted but now class is in 5 minutes!!
i wish i had more pants
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maze
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Post by maze on Apr 23, 2015 15:25:26 GMT
Granted, but all of your shirts have been converted into shorts.
I wish lunch was sooner.
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Post by joseacg on Apr 23, 2015 22:25:29 GMT
Granted, but your lunch is only a burnt cookie.
I wish I could be fluent in, like, a dozen other languages.
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lesley
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Post by lesley on Apr 23, 2015 22:41:53 GMT
Granted, but they're all dialects of pig Latin
I wish we got two new episodes of Steven Universe every week instead of just one
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Paladin
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Post by Paladin on Apr 23, 2015 23:25:36 GMT
granted but 60% of them are only about steven junior. i wish i could get my game to work correctly so i can play it >  |
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