maze
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Post by maze on Apr 26, 2015 21:51:17 GMT
Granted, but you never have time to actually listen to them.
I wish weekends were longer.
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Silky
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Post by Silky on Apr 27, 2015 0:36:22 GMT
Granted, but they never end. You're trapped in a hedge Groundhog Day situation.
I wish every single song had a Space Jam mashup version
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maze
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Post by maze on Apr 27, 2015 0:37:38 GMT
(god damn it)
Granted, but you cannot listen to any other song. Ever.
I wish I was more creative when it comes to Minecraft.
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Silky
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Post by Silky on Apr 27, 2015 0:48:58 GMT
(you know i had to man. also is that even a problem thats all i do anyway)
Granted, but you never do anything else and eventually die of thirst because you played minecraft for like 4 days straight.
I wish I had a longer attention span
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Paladin
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Post by Paladin on Apr 27, 2015 12:17:44 GMT
granted but then you can only focus on one thing for days on end... i wish i didnt have apartment inspections today  |
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lesley
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Post by lesley on Apr 27, 2015 23:18:01 GMT
Granted but the apartment caves in from neglect (also I feel you oh man)
I wish I was more punctual.
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maze
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Post by maze on Apr 27, 2015 23:52:45 GMT
Granted, but you have to keep waiting for other people who are late.
I wish work breaks were longer.
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Paladin
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Post by Paladin on Apr 28, 2015 1:37:44 GMT
granted but then youre paid less (alternatively you take up smoking)
i wish i was a better artist!
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Silky
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Post by Silky on Apr 28, 2015 23:17:14 GMT
granted, but your art comes to life. millions cry as havoc is wreaked by animate drawings.
i wish i didn't have to do these leadership applications
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maze
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Post by maze on Apr 28, 2015 23:27:17 GMT
Granted, but you become fated to follow people with terrible ideas for the rest of your life.
I wish I had more upper body strength.
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Silky
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Post by Silky on Apr 29, 2015 1:40:23 GMT
Granted, but hen you have a super weak lower body. (no speed at all)
I wish I could stop taking naps after school
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zrcalo
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Post by zrcalo on Apr 29, 2015 2:25:23 GMT
Granted! But then you'd be taking naps /during/ school.
I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner.
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Paladin
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Post by Paladin on Apr 29, 2015 2:25:51 GMT
granted but then youre eaten
i wish i had more pokemon cards
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zrcalo
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Post by zrcalo on Apr 29, 2015 2:29:23 GMT
Granted! But all of them are rattatta.
I wish I wasnt eaten anymore.
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maze
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Post by maze on Apr 29, 2015 2:38:23 GMT
Granted, but then you feel kind of slimy and gross because, ew, stomach mucus.
I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.
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